As you know, I am a fan of the contests. (I am also a fan of inserting the articles where they aren't strictly necessary.) In that spirit, I am in the process of designing a quote contest.
The rules are rather simple: I will put up some quotes, the first person to correctly guess them wins a point each. You don't need to answer all of them at once, you can answer as many as you know.
If the contest said,
2. "A deer!"
3. "A female deer!"
You could just answer with, "#1 is Homer Simpson", and that would be good for one point.
If you came back and got the other two before anyone else, you'd get two more points, and so on.
I should have the first edition of the contest later this week.