This is just ridiculous. After my frantic maneuvering to increase my page rank on searches for "carsonist", I find that this weblog still doesn't show up in the top five hits. In fact, the ol' blog has gone down at least one rank, as the one urban dictionary entry I wrote has a higher page rank than this weblog. How are these things calculated?
PS. Blogger doesn't recognize the word "weblog" as a word. It's complaining about the "misspelling" right now.