I've decided to start off with four people, with varying levels of difficulty. At least one is un-googlable, so far as I know.
I'd appreciate it if everyone just went with their brains, not their g00gle skillz, but it's unrealistic to ask that. I guess I'll just ask people to point out if they got an answer from g00gle when they write it in. You'll get full credit, but I'll mock you.
Here we go!
1. "Indignity? I'll have you know I work for the President of the United States of America!"
2. "You're a cigarette."
3. "If you're looking for trouble, you've found it." & "Pizza Pizza. Pizza Pizza. Pizza Pizza."
4. "Just imagine, if you will, what kind of delicious suffering awaits you at the hands of the most powerful milkman in the universe."