I think we can all agree that horror movies are almost universally poor. Yet there seems to be another one every month.
Clearly, there is some band of idiots ruining theaters by going to every horror movie they can find, and giving money to idiots who make crappy movies.
We should therefore ban all horror movies, and hunt down people who watch them and ship them to Tibet. It's the only reasonable thing to do.
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You're the one ruining it for the rest of us, you jerk!
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