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Quote Contest I

I've decided to start off with four people, with varying levels of difficulty. At least one is un-googlable, so far as I know.

I'd appreciate it if everyone just went with their brains, not their g00gle skillz, but it's unrealistic to ask that. I guess I'll just ask people to point out if they got an answer from g00gle when they write it in. You'll get full credit, but I'll mock you.

Here we go!

1. "Indignity? I'll have you know I work for the President of the United States of America!"

2. "You're a cigarette."

3. "If you're looking for trouble, you've found it." & "Pizza Pizza. Pizza Pizza. Pizza Pizza."

4. "Just imagine, if you will, what kind of delicious suffering awaits you at the hands of the most powerful milkman in the universe."

Quote Contest

As you know, I am a fan of the contests. (I am also a fan of inserting the articles where they aren't strictly necessary.) In that spirit, I am in the process of designing a quote contest.

The rules are rather simple: I will put up some quotes, the first person to correctly guess them wins a point each. You don't need to answer all of them at once, you can answer as many as you know.

Example:
If the contest said,
1. "D'oh!"
2. "A deer!"
3. "A female deer!"

You could just answer with, "#1 is Homer Simpson", and that would be good for one point.

If you came back and got the other two before anyone else, you'd get two more points, and so on.

I should have the first edition of the contest later this week.