Now that you've read it, do you feel that you know what The Sandman does? I think anyone can tell what its purpose is, but no one can tell exactly what they mean.
This is pure Valve communication. Obtuse, vague and confusing. I am going to try my hand at being their PR man for a moment:
- The new Scout Bat is called The Sandman
- The Sandman can hit a baseball at an opponent, which causes stunning.
- The farther the ball travels, the longer the target is stunned.
- This stuns even players that are invincible.
- Equipping this item means that you cannot Double Jump. (It's not clear whether holding the bat or equipping the bat costs you the second jump)
Now playing: Elvis Presley - (You're The) Devil In Disguise