Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Merchant Of Venice Lesson

I'm going to do a full post on the Merchant Of Venice later, but here's a freebie:

Antonio: Would you mind lending me some money?
Shylock: Sure, but if you can't pay me back in time, you'll have to die.
Antonio: I don't see a problem with that.


Antonio: I don't have the money.
Shylock: Well, kill yourself then.
Antonio: There's no way I could have seen this coming!

A little advice to my readers: if someones offers you conditions that will kill you, don't go for it! (unless they offer something awesome).

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