Saturday, July 15, 2006

Ultra-Summary: Pirates of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl: The Return Of The Unnecessarily Long Name

Pirates of the Caribbean
The Curse Of The Black Pearl

The Ultra-Summary

Orlando Bloom: I am a master smith, and a talented swordsman. I am self-taught in swordplay, and I trained in smithing under a worthless drunkard.

Johnny Depp: But, you're only twenty years old! And you've only been here for eight years! How is that possible?

Geoffrey Rush: I don't get nearly enough screen time. Arr.

(Geoffrey Rush is shot to death)

Norrington: Now I finally get to hang Jack Sparrow.

The Governor: Good.

(Johnny Depp escapes)

Norrington and the Governor: I guess we like Johnny Depp now? Didn't we want to kill him a second ago?

-The End-