Cars Review

Cars is an extremely good film.

I don't feel comfortable giving details about films, because when I go into a film, I don't want to know anything about it.

I do feel safe pointing out that there isn't Ron Perlman. Therefore, my rating for Cars is 1/5 Ron Perlmans.

Final Rating for Cars:
1/5 Ron Perlmans

PS: There has been some confusion regarding the Ron Perlman rating system. It is really quite simple. If a movie has Ron Perlman, then the rating reflects the degree to which Ron Perlman is in that movie, and varies from 1-5. If it does not, then the rating reflects the quality of the film, and varies from 0-1.

It's not that complicated! Geesh!