Battlestar Galactica Ultra-Summary

I just saw the beginning of the new Battlestar galactica, and I have to say it was pretty good. For your viewing pleasure, I have provided an Ultra-Summary thereof.

Battlestar Galactica:
the miniseries

Cylons: Surprise! We are owning your mans.

(The humans are owned, but the Battlestar Galactica escapes.)

The Commander: We are alone, and with no allies. If we can get to the legendary planet Earth, we can rebuild.

The President: Is there really a planet Earth?

The Commander: Nah.

~The End~