An Open Letter To Fictional Characters

Dear everyone in a Rom-Com or Sit-Com,

Many doors, especially doors to bathrooms or the front doors of houses, have locks. If you're doing something embarrassing, or just expecting privacy, lock the door.

Also, if you hear people laughing when you're not with a crowd, that means you're in a show with a laugh track. Just kill yourself now.

Thanks,
Carsonist