As you may know, I work security, Because of this bridge falling down, I've been reassigned to redirecting traffic away from the bridge area. This is not very rewarding, and it means I have to work in the outdoors. This does not please me.
A note to the people trying to see the bridge:
1. You are ghouls. You sicken me.
2. Much worse than that, you made me stand out in the sun. I hate you.