Thursday, March 23, 2006

How Many Ron Perlmans?

Recently, I invented the greatest rating system of all time: the Ron Pelrman. A movie or any other piece of media can win up to five Ron Perlmans. If the media features Ron Perlman, then the score reflects the degree to which Ron Perlman exists in that media. If there is no Ron Perlman, then the media is rated on quality alone, up to a maximum of one.

For example: Hellboy gets five out of five Ron Perlmans. Ultraviolet gets zero Ron Perlmans, and Doctor Strangelove, my favorite movie, gets a full score of one out of a possible one Ron Perlman.

We have truly entered a brave new world.

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