MGS

I have a problem. I need Metal Gear Solid games like I need oxygen. Unfortunately, Metal Gear Solid 4 would cost me five hundred dollars (plus tax). I bought a PS2 to play MGS2, but there's no way I'm going to get a PS3 at this price.

I've been looking for The Twin Snakes for a couple weeks now, and I guess it's a bit of a collector's item, since no one's selling it for a reasonable price. (If you have it, and you're reading this, could you lend it to me? And if you're not reading this, go to hell.)

I know that some of you people haven't played the Metal Gear games. This is a problem. Fortunately, you can fix that. To get people up to date for MGS4, Konami is releasing Metal Gear Solid 1, 2, and 3 for thirty dollars. Thirty dollars! I highly suggest you get it.